OUR LOVE STORY.

Friday, July 28, 2006

~~9:48 PM~~

hello people.

wah quite sad la. van nistelrooy is definitely leaving man utd alrdy to real madrid. ah wells. and michael carrick is on a 18m deal to man utd. zzz. dunno la. so unexciting. torres! why dun come! i msg u also dun reply! eyer. botak.

anyway. sch's been great. the class is er. GOOD. :D hahahaha. fights are happening almost eevryday. and now its not just the usual suspects. MUGGERS ARE FIGHTING TOO! YEAHHHHHHH. perfect! ok usually when u see a fight happening, the 1st thing u will do is go chiong and try stop it right. but for our class, thats a no-no. (: everyone will go like. "FIGHT FIGHT! GO FIGHT!" hahahhaha. thats cool for me. our sch life will be then filled with colours!

GOD BLESS R^2.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

~~8:25 PM~~

booyoooo!

dun be sad c div! ~~yes tho i found u guys really irritating and arrogant before~~ im behind u all! go towards the finals and bring us the gold! yeahhhhhhh. (:

was super fun watching the game at acsi. was joined by leonard and j2s wenloong illman and mark. omg then these few acsi guys came along and started suaning us when we cheered for ri. then it got better and better as we started talking shit to each other face to face. hahahaha. super funny la. but when ex acsi captain steven came. they simply shut up and din dare say anything! hahaha. dumb fucking year5 acsi shitheads.

well. the match was close. as close as 8-7. but eventually they lost 18-7. quite unlucky too i guess. marcus got injured in the 1st 5mins. ohwells. FINALS! (:

cant wait to go rj anyway. the feeling just turns me on. :D

okay sch's getting better. i mean, if ur sch life is about watching fights, starting fights, throwing chairs, vandalism, watching liyuan do his shit, how fun is sch! :D

Sunday, July 23, 2006

~~3:06 PM~~

hello.

after sleeping top naked for the past few nites. miie ish down with a flu. so irritating la please. every few mins watery transparent pangsai starts flowing down. zzz.
mount tissue - founded 23 july 2006.

freaking shit loads of assignments tests and what not coming up. the list goes on. maths cct on tuesday. portfolio and all that shit ass crap. and and and. a dumb speech i need to make to persuade audience with rhetoric devices. fuckkkkk la. life is crap.

i think im gonna suffer from flu-pression soon. ):

Friday, July 21, 2006

~~11:03 PM~~

hi my beloved diary.

well. today was supposed to be nice and fun. but it seriously fucked around the bad side too much.

started off with ponning cle lesson. freaking went to enjoy my favourite ice cream prata. but soon enough. after we got sabo by my ONCE good fren who is now a fucking shitass suck up prefect, yearhead miss pretty miss sim called us and we had no choice but to rush our ass back to at least save our anus if not our whole ass. din even finish my kosong prata la. how sad is that. well. din get screwed too bad tho. guess she knew she wouldnt want her baby in the tummy to turn out to be a monster ~~like her~~. (:

she called rugby teacher romi too. hahaha. but guess what. he went like "okay. for ur punishment for skipping lesson, u should run 2.4. ok so lets take it we just DID our 2.4! ok! next time u all skip lessons again, we will run 4.8 FOR REAL." hahahaha. so nice of him right. coolio! i like! HAHAHA. what a nice teacher to have. (:

anyway. i think the c div this year is fucking screwed up. blardy arrogant pieces of crap. they go like. "wah last year we only beat pioneer 10-7. this year 74-0!" zzz. whatever la. u think u so blardy godlike good for u. i dun care u joking or what. but thats a sign of a fucking bunch of arrogant bitches.

but training was pretty screwed i guess. ppl throwing their temper around. ppl talk to them nicely, they start getting pissed off. aiya i dunno la. u wanna be like that by all means la. go like "fine la!" "WTF LA!" "FUCK OFF LA" whatever la.

went to meet rico and deborah at cityhall. had dinner and bored-ed my way home. sigh. feeling so bored and all. ohwells. nothing nice to look forward to. well. what nice things can i look forward to with all the shit tests and assignments coming up. zzz. fuckkkkinggggg muggggeeerrrrr.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

~~9:12 PM~~

hello my name is brandon and im SUPER UBER SAD.

)))))))))):

gayle went out! omg! of all ppl!

why like that! stupid ppl like jay who looks like some chinese opera singer actually got in! omg.

damn shocking la please. so pretty and sweet and her singing is not bad. still go out. omg. damnnnnn.

well. nothing exciting in sch. homework homework and more homeworkkkkkkk.

buaix.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

~~9:02 PM~~

NG LIYUAN vs RYAN CHAN

hahaha. this was the most hardcore of today. after sch. me liyuan and gang were walking on the overhead bridge going towards the bus stop where ryan was. johnny shouted "RYAN!" stupidly, that dumb ass shouted back "WHAT!". ok well. he prolly din know liyuan was there. zzz.

so he made liyuan pissed. liyuan went down. thrashed talked abit. and he was like "u think i scared of u?" ok that is really the last thing u wanna say to liyuan. really. liyuan judo tossed him onto the floor and went like "fucking cheebye!" then started kicking him damn hard on the tummy area! omg damn scary i tell u. kicked like 3 times b4 i realised there were people looking and i pulled him away. well. and after that. ryan was like "come la. think i scared of u. tmr fight la." so yes. showdown tmr morning. tickets will be sold at the door of 3I classroom. grab them!

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well. sch kinda sucked. nothing much. got ~~butt~~fucked by history teacher once again. i guess im damn suay. everytime say wrong thing at the wrong time. liyuan said sex slave. then i also said after that. somehow only i got scolded and she started talking about family and all also. kinda got me pissed but i din say anything. so damn irritating la really. dunno why im always the one getting screwed. someone HELPPPPPPPPPP.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

~~1:17 PM~~

LATEST NEWS IN ITALIAN FOOTBALL!

JUVENTUS, LAZIO AND FIORENTINA HAVE BEEN RELEGATED FROM SERIE A!

omg this is disgusting and sad. a club as successful as juventus is gonna turn into shit overnite. thanks to match fixing. ohwells. hope manutd swoop up some good players cos i dun think players like buffon and cannavaro will wanna play in a team in serie B with a 30point defeat at the start. meaning they are likely to go serie C and eventually serie Z.

ohwells. its quite sad la. so wasteful. now its gonna be a ac and inter milan fight for the title. so sad for italian football.

more information at
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=373882&cc=4716

Friday, July 14, 2006

~~6:59 PM~~

hello people.

today was a MASSIVE day.

started off with boring sch. ponned pe and went to library to mugggg. then had the blardy maths quiz. omg stupid lj. the more i think bout it the more hard for me to take. IT WAS SO FREAKIN EASY LA. but u know what!? i learnt all the higher end questions and forgot about the easy ones! then in the end dunno how to do! do halfway! SHIT LA. ))): nvm. screw maths.

then ponned cle and had bio test. BEST. it was difficult i guess. as in. it was originally meant to be difficult la. but well. how difficult can it be with notes hidden below the table? aiya but i feel shit guilty la. teacher was super nice la.

leonard: hey sir how long is the test?
teacher: mm. u can take as long as u want. i wont rush u people to hand it up. but it is originally 35mins.

o.0 !!!!!

in the end we took like 1hr. hahaha. and he was like helping us weaklings along the way also.

teacher: hey which question is bothering you leonard?

!!!!!

then when i passed up my paper......

teacher: brandon, did u study for this test?
brandon: yeah been studying for it last nite and today.
teacher: OH GOOD! from what i see most of the answers look correct! makes u feel better?
brandon: !!!!! :DDDDDDD

best!

then went to gym with bballers and other frens. omg. so crowded la. but but but. today was a MASSIVE breakthrough! TOTALLY YO! since martin was pumping bench press(manual bar) with 20-30 EACH SIDE, i couldnt just do my usual 10-15 each side workout. SO. i went to pump with him. OMG. it felt damn good la! totally man. did like 17.5 each side to 22.5 each side! tho for 22.5 each side i only managed 4 reps. I WILL WORK ON IT! OMG. SO HAPPY! FEELS SOOOOO DAMN GOOD YO!

EAST SIDE! keeep it real yo. :D

so yeah. went to swim abit and just got home. shall go play a bit alrdy.

CYA! :D

Thursday, July 13, 2006

~~7:26 PM~~

boollo!

ytd din blog much cos wasnt really in the mood i guess. nothing much cept for the fight with johnny. well we din exactly fight cos just couldnt bring myself to punch him. well. im glad i din punch him also la. but instead i stupidly punched the bookshelf and now my little finger is cold and rigid. thank goodness bookshelves are not made of glass. hor chris? (:

yeah. today had a pretty slack day at sch. 2 free periods and dumb assembly. went off to some prata shop near thomson plaza during recess. omg was it just me or did it just stink? well. which race makes the best roti pratas? okay out of point.

point is the ice cream prata there is yumm-li-ciously nice! go there! its called prata cafe. cafe sounds too western-ised in my opinion. they should call it rama's prata kampung!

okay got a bio and maths test to study for. sigh. so worrying and boring. hope i dun flunk it. (:

buaix buaix!

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

~~9:29 PM~~

GAYLE AND JASMINE! :DDD

oh btw. jay lim and nurul completely turn me off. no offence. hehehhehe. (:

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

~~6:13 PM~~

HEYYO.

highlight of the day!

zidane's powderful botak head!

dun ever underestimate this bald looking cheeky thing, it can win u games, as we saw in world cup 98 against brazil, it can hit the ball so hard the ball BANGS against the crossbar. but most most most importantly! his head can whack ur chest so hard u can freakin stumble back and fall on ur ass! omg. o.0

hahahahahha. it was super hilarious and shocking to see him headbutt materazzi la. hahaha. just turn back and BOOM. hahaha. lubb euu zidane. (:

ohwells. ITALY ARE THE WORLD CUP CHAMPS! -whistles whistles-

hehehehheheheh. sch today. totally got buttfucked by history and english teachers again. how nice. say something only "brandon please keep quiet."

move forward to copy notes from the board cos i cant see from the back 'brandon what are u doing here? get back!"

stupid dumb bitches. piss me off only. ask for extension for english assignment? i rather die than do that. shit u bitch. u can let me stand at the back and lecture me all u want but i wont fucking respect u at all.

after sch went to gym. felt good since i havent been gyming as often alrdy. some cute chics came along too. hahaha. leonard leonard. sigh.

ohh oh. dun waste ur money on superman returns pls! its super boring and draggy, well, at least to me la. apart from staring at his hamsum face, there is seriously nothing nice about his red underpants and the way he strips his shirt off to reveal the "S". omg. but i still think its draggy and the plot is childish la. it took them half an hour to show that he woke up from coma. zzz. anyway. the movie lasted 2hr 40mins. (:

okay. off to do english assignment. no way m i gonna get or need a fucking extension. (:

Sunday, July 09, 2006

~~12:02 PM~~

HELLO.

ytd was a usual boring sat where one would stay home and stone until dinner time. zzz.

OMG GERMANYYYY WON! ))):

portugal was owning in the 1st half la. sigh. but wells. 3rd and 4th isnt much of difference la. no wonder i slept throughout the 2nd half. zzz.

going to leonards house later for his 'bdae' ~~orgy~~ party and bbq. hehehhehee.

buaix. (:

Friday, July 07, 2006

~~11:06 PM~~

YOOOOOOOOOOOO.

just got back from sch. was super fun la. had some "concert" thingy from the ri cheena-gay-weirdos-cheemsters club together with plmgs chics. was fun cos of the company of liyuan and gang and victor and all. hahaha. ran around the sch in the darkness. bio labbbbbbbbbb. shivers.

after that. we, a group of arnd 20ppl, walked to j8. ahhaha. so inotstupid2 like la. just that no tatoo only. zzz. wow and its really cool to hang out at nite. cos thats when the chics start coming out too. :D

but today morning was ~~fucking~~ crap tho. &#*@&(*@#&@

totally got buttfucked by fucking backstabbing teachers. everything all push blame to me. say i talk. say i move my position in class. say i nvr pay attention. say i make fucking shitloads of noise. fucking pissed off and just broke down after getting verbalfucked by form teacher. everything also push the shit to me. seriously i dun really blame him tho. its some really fucked up teachers like my english and history teacher. in front of u they appear really nice and friendly. being a lil casual. i make jokes and all too. BUT HOW THE &#*@&*(@&# U KNOW THAT, behind ur fucking back they are verballyfucking you by complaining to ur form teacher. blardy shit. totally couldnt take it la. but im really touched by my chinese teacher. she was super nice to me when i broke down. kept comforting me and all. awwwwww. sorry i cant hug u tho.

ok heres smth for everyone. officially brought to you by the chris and brandon's 'jokes with crutches co'
(highlight to see the answer. must laugh de worxzxzz de nehxzxz de bahxzzxz)
what do u call a bell that doesnt ring?

A DUMBBELL! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHH.

:D

Thursday, July 06, 2006

~~8:47 PM~~

HELLO.

FRANCEEEEEEEEE. old man does it again! ohwells. france and italia finals. cant wait. hehheheheh.

yay sch was pretty slack. caught inotstupid2 during chinese. sigh. its a damn sad show la. ohwells.

on a brighter note. I GOT SENT OUT OF CLASS DURING SOCIAL STUDIES TODAY! :D

yeah. haha. did nothing to deserve that. unless u consider sleeping and laughing la. o.0

oh and me and leo had one scary experience today. we were heading towards the gym when suddenly this policeman with hair growing on his neck approached us. he was like "u studying? we gonna do a spot-check." so we shown our ezlinks and gave our particulars and hp numbers. zzz. prolly some dumb kid was caught stealing a hp la. but of all ppl they pick the MOST INNOCENT ones to do check on. me and leo. so angel-like. how can steal hp de worxzxz? aiyooooo. bu yao like that bahx lehx worx larx lorx.

sch tmr is gonna be rather slack too i suppose. got to attend some dumb chinese concert together with mgs after training tho. how boring is that gonna be. zzz. good rest after training tho.

buaix buaix lubbx euu! <3

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

~~8:22 PM~~

BOO YA!

hehheh havent been bloggin the past few days. nothing much and was damn tired i guess. yeah.

dread sch still. so boring and sian. only nice stuff is free periods and lunch breaks.

today was fun tho. PHYSICS TEACHER CRIED...awwwwww.

YEAHHHHHHHHH! HAHAHHA.

me and liyuan were damn happy la. blardy ass of a teacher. and she was like saying in a sobbing manner. "i really hope u all will respect me as a teacher. please. no more laughin in class. im a serious person....blah blah." and we were like. "HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA" fug u la. (:

WORLD CUP SPECIAL:

ITALIAAAAAAAAAAAA. :D

just knew they would beat the host! cannavaro or however u spell his italian name totally owns! omg omg. he was like this super short yet powerful brickwall in the italian def and germany could do nothing! looks like def can really win u games eventually huh. GO ITALIAAAAA. eh wait. GO PORTUGAL! :D

yeah. all those having ur chinese Os oral tmr. GOOD THE LUCK de worxzxzzx. :D

buaix buaix.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

~~9:20 PM~~

FRANCE!!

YEAH!!

THE OLD MEN OF FRANCE HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!

brazil has finally gone out after another avergae performance! :D they seriously dun look like a brazil team to say the very least. their passing was average. skills poor. nothing brazilian at all. FRANCE OWNED! zidane was BEYOND GODLIKE la. his ball control is damn blardy good la. like how i can control my ~~kukujiao~~ pen like that. (:

so happy. ah but its damn freakin hard to bet for both semi finals. must go mug soccer again. sigh.

SCHOOL TMR. ):

oh. and i have a 3230 for sale. anyone interested please msg me.

buaix.

~~2:03 AM~~

YEAHHHHH!

PORTUGAL ALL THE WAY! -shakes bum bum.

PORTUGAL GO GO! -shake shake jump jump.

so happy. portugal went through after beating england 3-1 on penalties. much to everyone's shock and dismay. lampard and gerrard missed their penalties! its seriously damn shocking considering they are probably the most zai penalty-takers in the team alrdy. ohwells. another fucked up ref anyway. send off rooney after a slight push and accidentally stepping on another guy's manhood. ohwells. refs are probably the ones who shape the world cup nowadays. no more the players i guess.

hahaha and yes yes. i think scolari the portugal coach is damn blardy cute and hilarious to watch! hahahhaa. he starts jumping around with his cuddly belly! hahaha. and there was once when the guy 'scored' a goal from a offside position. then he was like gesturing to his excited bench with hands in the air saying "no no no." and shaking his head. hahahah. so cute la he. lub him. singapore should hire him la. maybe then we can actually get out of tiger cup into world cup?

anyway the argentina coach pisses me off. and loads more of ppl too. that ~~motherfucking cb PIGSHIT asshole~~ coach actually took out his two best attacking places in the 75th min to try def a 1-0 lead against a team like GERMANY. omg. he must have been freakin confident of winning to do that la. ohwells. argentina's good. lub them.

france and brazil soon! cant wait! AHHHHH.

england supporters out there: dun fret ok! esp if ur my good frens. dun curse portugal too! smile! rooney lampard and co will be back! (: